5 things that are very annoying during school days

-desperatewishes:

1. People that try to insult you and you’re just like

2. Someone tries so hard to be funny but they aren’t

3. People walk so slow in the hallways and you can’t walk past them so you’re stuck behind them

4. You find out you have a quiz today

5. When you get picked to answer a question but you didn’t even raise your hand

(Source: bright-resolutions)

When my crush sits next to me

Outside:

Inside:

Hahahaha this is so me O_o

(Source: triplethreatsneakers)

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.” 

  ~Dr. Seuss

michaelspyt:

lmfao! Me too! Well, I’m outside of the shower though when I do it. LOL

Shit.
Shit. Shit. Shit.
Shit. shit. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT
Fuck. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCKING FUCK. FUCK. FUCKING BUGGER. 
BUGGER. BUGGER. BUGGER. BUGGITY BUGGITY FUCK.
FUCK ASS. BALLS. BALLS. FUCKITY. SHIT SHIT.
FUCKING WILLY.
WILLY SHIT AND FUCK
and…. tits

Marines I see as two breeds, Rottweilers or Dobermans, because Marines come in two varieties, big and mean, or skinny and mean. They’re aggressive on the attack and tenacious on defense. They’ve got really short hair and they always go for the throat. 
RAdm. “Jay” R. Stark, USN; 10 November 1995